So you go out to get spangled
and end up getting mangled
Dance the night away and pull some bloke
You wake up the next day with him
with a memory that’s way too dim
and you regret it, so it’s rape
Is that a joke??!!
Ok, so there are a few predatory types
who are out to fill up a bed for the night
Sipping on coke and watching for the wobble and high
but most are out for the same craic as you
so if he’s off his head when you lead him to your bed
does that make you a rapist, too??!!
I first heard cries of ‘rape culture’
from the ‘I must have a cause’ vultures
They must be so proud of their creation
Shame they can’t make up their minds
It’s either ‘rape is rape’ or there’s different kinds
though drunken sex won’t ever warrant that definition.
Most of us have had the odd dodgy shag
and bitched about the whole stud versus slag
but unless you’re spiked, you’re responsible for what you stick in your face
Education needs to work both ways
so drop ‘all men are bad (except for the gays)’
and stop insulting those who really have been raped!